I Retire the Treadmill

I will never be running on the treadmill. Just for kicks (I was actually too lazy to drive down to the race course), I figured I'd get in a quick run on the building treadmill. First off, it wasn't quick ... it was interminable. Second off, after running outdoors the treadmill just doesn't cut it for sheer joy and diversity. And finally, my feet have become accustomed to following their own pacemaker. It's near impossible to rein them in and have them run at precisely 9.3 Km / hr.

So bye-bye, miss american pie.
Drove my chevy to the levee,
And threw my treadmill in.